My Twitter Rehearsal

Here's an excerpt from tonight's rehearsal for our Thursday night performance of Christmas: A Twitter Reenactment.  Read from the bottom up:

JosephEarthDad9:38pm via Web

That inn looks like a possibility...

VirginMaryJesus9:38pm via Web

@JosephEarthDad - Please stop tweeting, dear. Ask the owner of a home. Oh, another contraction! #catr

JosephEarthDad9:37pm via Web

And now that we know, who our child is, how can it be that we're being left out in the cold?

JosephEarthDad9:37pm via Web

But he was real nice. Scared me to death, actually.

JosephEarthDad9:37pm via Web

My angel was called Clarence.

JosephEarthDad9:36pm via Web

Well, not THE angel. Gabriel himself visited Mary: the same angel that announced the coming Messiah to Daniel.

VirginMaryJesus9:36pm via Web

@JosephEarthDad - I think I need to stop traveling. NOW. The labor pay - pain, pains... #catr

JosephEarthDad9:36pm via Web

And then the angel visited me!

JosephEarthDad9:35pm via Web

But I did wonder how she could betray me. How something like that could happen when we were so close!

JosephEarthDad9:35pm via Web

I NEVER considered having her stoned.

JosephEarthDad9:34pm via Web

I love her so much.

JosephEarthDad9:34pm via Web

I certainly didn't want her stoned to death!

JosephEarthDad9:33pm via Web

I was going to arrange a quiet divorce.

JosephEarthDad9:33pm via Web

I was looking suspiciously at every friend we both knew!

JosephEarthDad9:33pm via Web

That was a bit much for me to hear. Know what I mean?

VirginMaryJesus9:33pm via Web

(humming - Silent Night)....#catr

JosephEarthDad9:32pm via Web

She said this angel told her she was chosen by God to deliver his child.

JosephEarthDad9:32pm via Web

I had quite a time with the news when I first heard about it.

JosephEarthDad9:32pm via Web

@zach_the_priest We both knew this pregnancy was from the Lord. Well, Mary knew before I did.